SH!T ASTROLOGY: The hilarious guide to your toxic Zodiac traits

Your horoscope is deceiving you.Every app, every Instagram post, every astrology site tells you the best version of your sign. Your strengths. Your superpowers. The stuff that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.This book does the opposite. On purpose.SH!T ASTROLOGY is the brutally honest, satirical roast of every zodiac sign that the astrology world has been too polite to write. Each chapter tears into your sign's worst traits — the toxic patterns, the manipulation tactics, the delusion — with the energy of a Comedy Central roast and the accuracy of someone who's been personally victimized by your sign.Inside every chapter:The Toxic Tea — what your sign is ACTUALLY like when no one's watchingIn Rising — what you project vs. who you really areHow to Deal With This Sign — a survival guide for everyone around youSerial Killers — yes, we went thereFamous Assholes — your sign's most notorious representativesSmash or Pass? — an honest verdict on your sign in bedLessons Your Sign Has to Learn — because knowing you're a mess is step one; figuring out what to do about it is the whole pointThis isn't astrology that coddles you. This is astrology that calls you out, makes you laugh, and then helps you grow.Read your chapter. Get offended. Think about it for three days. Realize it's true.Welcome to SH!T ASTROLOGY. Buckle up, buttercup. Read more